I know lots of people don’t like jumpsuits.
Something about wearing them all the time when they were babies.
I’ve worn this one a couple of times already. This is how I styled it before buying it.
It goes with every pair of sandals I own.
I got my photo taken for my new license and health care card the last day I wore it.
I didn’t get to see my photos. Hopefully I won’t look like a serial killer or female wrestler like I have in the past.
Thing is, you’re not “allowed” to smile.
Everyone starts to look like terrorist when they are just staring ahead nervously, thinking to themselves,
“Okay…okay…now try not to look like serial killer!”
I think I snuck in a bit of a smirk. It’ll probably look worse. I’ll get them in a few weeks and let you know how badly they turned out.
I can’t remember the last time I liked my id photos. Even when I was 16 and got my first license I don’t think I liked it.
Way back then we were allowed to smile. People still recognized me. I don’t know what happened that they decided when people smile they are no longer recognizable.
Has everyone got grills?
Cause yeah, I can see where that might confuse a border agent. You have no idea where to look when someone opens their mouth full of tinfoil.
Do you glance quickly at the teeth? and then right back up at the eyes, like, nope…I didn’t just stare right at your metal-monster-crack-mouth.
Or do you come right out and full-on stare? Letting them know you haven’t seen anything quite so disgusting since the last episode of the Walking Dead.
For the life of me I cannot understand what is sexy about having a mouthful of metal. So you can open beer bottles?
People pay big $ not to have old metal fillings show.
They look like they have a full salad stuck in their teeth. Albeit gold.
Back to my jumpsuit. No grills here folks.
The only thing I changed the two times I’ve worn this is the shoes and accessories.
I can tell you in all honesty you will never ever see me sporting grills on my teeth.
What will you never ever sport?