I know what you want.
You want to know how to add some extra visual weight to your body.
Exaggerate those curves.
Add some extra lumps and bumps.
Say no more.
I have the solution.
Wear a black peplum top full of pleats and an unstructured blazer.
Leave the blazer open.
The pleats on the peplum will give you extra bulky, heavy junk-in-your-trunk.
The unstructured blazer will create the illusion soft round billowy folds of superfluous velvety skin.
The black will read as one very large black blob.
Pants – Anthropologie, Scarf – Kensie, Shoes, Bag, Blazer & Peplum – TJ Maxx
Now get a pug to take a photo with you.
Okay that isn't on the list but she is dang cute.
Put on an oversized scarf like a giant bib.
This will confuse people.
Is that her boobs? Part of her neck? Some of her chin(s)?
A baby sling?
Keep 'em guessing.
I can carry around an extra pair of shoes, 3 maxi pads, 2 granola bars, my cell phone and a packet of gum inside that bib. One can never be too prepared.
I draw the line when my husband tells me to stick his mickey of whisky in there though.
I have standards y'all!
What is your favourite way of adding extra weight to your frame?
Don't say wearing over-alls! I scooped that faux pas idea yesterday ; )
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