Well it looks like the only Spring we will be getting around these parts is on my jeans.
It snowed here yesterday and we are expecting more again today.
And yes that is me you hear softly crying in the background while simultaneously stuffing double chocolate chip brownies in my mouth and searching for last minute getaway deals online to somewhere hot.
So far, no luck.
Just when I "think" I've found a decent place I go onto to TripAdvisor and I find 500 reviews saying it was the worst experience of their lives and they are trying to recover by seeing a therapist and taking massive amounts of antibiotics.
Well, maybe not quite that bad, but certainly not something I want to pay money to experience.
There are pros and cons about doing loads of research online.
Not only is the weather crap, we are losing an hour of sleep this weekend.
Oh the humanity!
This is me trying to look for some hope. All I can see is the pointy tips of my consignment store purchase booties.
So I'll throw it out to you.
Have you stayed at any great (but not too pricey) all inclusive resorts in the Caribbean?
that I can crash at for a bit while she is away in Switzerland having her 4th face-lift?
I promise not to have any too many parties, will always sometimes (if I remember) wear my bathing suit while in the hot tub and won't drink any of her good liquor cough syrup.