To be honest I thought bomber jackets were trending two years ago.

They were weren’t they?

I can’t keep up.

I love bomber jackets but they kind of hate me. Unless you have a boyish figure these can be tricky to wear. They make you look HUGE on top.

And not in a good way.

Sometimes though I will just say, “Feck that” and wear it anyway.

In fact I’m doing a whole lot wrong in this photo. I’m wearing a long skirt with a pouch on the front. Only really skinny gals, kangaroos or wallabies can get away with that.

Me no care.

I want you to stare at my paunch pouch.

It looks even worse when I put my hands in or carry my keys, wallet and iPhone around in it.

You’ve heard of junk in the trunk?

I’ve got junk in my front.

BUT I’ve got on cool socks.

That makes up for it…right?

I did wear this skirt quite a bit this Fall, however after seeing these photos it is now destined for the consignment store.

It was a thrifted find. I don’t stress about parting with them.

Someone else can have junk in their front.

You may remember the satin bomber from the “I’m hot for Ryan post“…

The only thing this satin bomber jacket is missing to be on trend is a bit of embroidery. I don’t think it would cost too much to get a design on the back.

Something racy and wild.

But dignified.

Flowers?

Donuts?

Elvis?

PUGS???

How about pugs and flowers? Ooh! Now we’re talkin’!

What do you want embroidered on the back of your jacket?

Patti…I’m calling you out. I already know you want your cats on the back.