I love patterns…believe me…I design loads of patterns, but I'm not sure I'm too keen about the latest "trend" I saw when I was at Anthro, patterned pants for Spring.

I absolutely love the colors and the pattern in these pants.

And I have to admit that they look quite lovely on her…

However I will point out that;

A – she is very tall and has thin legs. We're talkin' thinner than the leg that Angelina stuck out at the Oscars.
B – even though she is tall she is still wearing a heel with these…a sure sign that they even make her look a bit shorter when she is wearing them.
and C – I'm surprised they don't have her posing on a golf course or garden which is really the only place I can see myself wearing these.

In all honesty when I went to Anthro they had these on display and as much as I loved them and thought they looked wonderful on the mannequins I wasn't crazy enough to take them into the fitting room with me. I know they will make me look shorter and heavier. I didn't have my emergency bag of chocolate or my BFF to console me saying that's it's not me…it's the dang pants! So I skipped the whole debacle.

I know everyone is coming out with their version of patterned pants for Spring so I suggest if you really love them that you start your fasting right now, grow to at least 5'8" or be prepared to have your boss ask what you score was on the round of golf you played that morning, or worse on your way to work…a bunch of street performers mistake you for one of their own and throw a rubber chicken at you.