I know what you want.

You want to know how to add some extra visual weight to your body. 

Am-I-right? 

Exaggerate those curves. 

Add some extra lumps and bumps. 

Say no more.

I have the solution.

Wear a black peplum top full of pleats and an unstructured blazer.

Leave the blazer open.

The pleats on the peplum will give you extra bulky, heavy junk-in-your-trunk.  

The unstructured blazer will create the illusion soft round billowy folds of superfluous velvety skin.

The black will read as one very large black blob. 

Pants – Anthropologie, Scarf – Kensie, Shoes, Bag, Blazer & Peplum – TJ Maxx

Now get a pug to take a photo with you. 

Okay that isn't on the list but she is dang cute.

Put on an oversized scarf like a giant bib. 

This will confuse people.

Is that her boobs? Part of her neck? Some of her chin(s)?

A baby sling? 

Keep 'em guessing. 

I can carry around an extra pair of shoes, 3 maxi pads, 2 granola bars, my cell phone and a packet of gum inside that bib. One can never be too prepared.

I draw the line when my husband tells me to stick his mickey of whisky in there though.  

I have standards y'all!

What is your favourite way of adding extra weight to your frame? 

Don't say wearing over-alls! I scooped that faux pas idea yesterday ; ) 

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