Okay…so I've taken some advice from my wonderful readers and tried to style my sparkly shorts from this sad post. Since I'm not scheduled to be at any hot bars in NYC for the next while I'm faced with trying to style this look for my everyday life. I'm not 100% sure I've succeeded. I don't know if I would feel comfortable wearing this look during the day. It still feels awfully blingy (is that a word?) to me. Also I don't want to be one of those people where someone (my mother) points her finger at me and asks me how I could have possibly forgotten to put on trousers and why I'm wearing my sequined underpants on the outside.
I just realized that I should take photos of the outfit that I envisioned when I originally bought these. I need to do that.