Oh hello you.
Check out my harem pants and their magical pouffy powers.
When I altered these pants the waist went from below-the-belly-slouchy to high enough to produce what looks like thigh high camel toe(s) claws.
Or elephant leg wrinkles.
Take your pick.
Both are sooooo alluring!
If you have a sensitive stomach look away.
Instead look at my cute blinged out bug brooches and necklace.
Is the distraction working?
Soon everyone will want to draw more attention to their well draped extra spacious crotches.
Just like all men that want to draw attention to their bald spots and receding hairlines.
If I move just like this all the time no one will notice the inner thigh camel claws.
Don't worry. No one was harmed during this photo shoot.
And by no one
I mean me.
I have been told by Sylvia that it isn't necessary to wear "figure flattering" clothing all the time. Sometimes it is good to just wear clothes that you like regardless of the shape. I must admit I still have a hard time with this.
What is your take on it?