Easy Summer Style Patterned Jumpsuit
I know lots of people don’t like jumpsuits.
Something about wearing them all the time when they were babies.
I’ve worn this one a couple of times already. This is how I styled it before buying it.
It goes with every pair of sandals I own.
I got my photo taken for my new license and health care card the last day I wore it.
I didn’t get to see my photos. Hopefully I won’t look like a serial killer or female wrestler like I have in the past.
Thing is, you’re not “allowed” to smile.
Everyone starts to look like terrorist when they are just staring ahead nervously, thinking to themselves,
“Okay…okay…now try not to look like serial killer!”
I think I snuck in a bit of a smirk. It’ll probably look worse. I’ll get them in a few weeks and let you know how badly they turned out.
I can’t remember the last time I liked my id photos. Even when I was 16 and got my first license I don’t think I liked it.
Way back then we were allowed to smile. People still recognized me. I don’t know what happened that they decided when people smile they are no longer recognizable.
Has everyone got grills?
Cause yeah, I can see where that might confuse a border agent. You have no idea where to look when someone opens their mouth full of tinfoil.
Do you glance quickly at the teeth? and then right back up at the eyes, like, nope…I didn’t just stare right at your metal-monster-crack-mouth.
Or do you come right out and full-on stare? Letting them know you haven’t seen anything quite so disgusting since the last episode of the Walking Dead.
For the life of me I cannot understand what is sexy about having a mouthful of metal. So you can open beer bottles?
oooh…hot baby!
People pay big $ not to have old metal fillings show.
They look like they have a full salad stuck in their teeth. Albeit gold.
Yep,
{sigh}
I’m old.
Back to my jumpsuit. No grills here folks.
The only thing I changed the two times I’ve worn this is the shoes and accessories.
Jumpsuit – Necklace (handmade for sale) – Sandals (sim), Hat (sim), Bag (nice one but no graphic)
I can tell you in all honesty you will never ever see me sporting grills on my teeth.
What will you never ever sport?
A couple of other jumpsuits I’ve worn in the past…bold patterned, blue and dressy.
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How To Wear Red Velvet With Animal Prints
How To Wear Red Velvet With Animal Prints
I had forgotten about these photos and was delighted to discover them hidden in my massive disorganized “pictures” file.
Jacket – Target (sim on sale), Blouse – Target (very cool ombre blouse on sale), Handbag – Marshals (sim on sale), Belt – consignment, Booties – Nordstrom (much sexier boots), Jeans – TJ Maxx (sim on sale)
As a style blogger even though you take photos of your outfits I often forget what I’ve worn.
Having the blog is a personal style diary. It is fascinating and horrifying to look back through the years to see what I considered stylish in the past.
I only do that when I’m having a good body image day.
I love the richness of the red velvet with the python print and leopard handbag. They work well together because I’ve stuck with rich deep colours. The bold red velvet blazer is the focal point and all the other pieces are just supporting layers of texture and pattern.
Dressing yourself is like decorating a room.
Each room should have one focal point, the area that the eyes are naturally drawn to. If you have too many focal points the eyes become confused and don’t know where to look…
Nuff said.
The blouse and blazer I’d scored last year for the Altazarra for Target release. Since then, Target has packed up their bags and left Canada. I’m a bit sad about that, but they were never like the Target stores I’ve been to in the US. They had limited merchandise, and often many of their shelves were empty. Their prices were much higher than in the States as well.
I’m so glad I didn’t lose this blouse during the warehouse fiasco.
This blazer is chic. It make me feel a bit like Mel Tormé, “The Velvet Fog”, a crooner I learned about thanks to Seinfeld.
Have you ever worn velvet? There is no sensation like it.
Just like George stated,
“I’d drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
Want to see other ways I’ve worn the same blazer? Badass Blogger, and again with jeans and a t-shirt.
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