Suzanne Carillo

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a
sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale"

He
rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
backyard.

The
guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting
there.

'You
talk?' he asks.

'Yep,'
the Lab replies.

After
the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's
your

story?'

The
Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty
young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In
no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.'

'I
was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…

But
the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger
so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I
got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The
guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten
dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten
dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because
he's a Bullshitter . He's never been out of the yard'