Sean…Put That Thing Away! (& other secrets of kissing)

I had high hopes for Sean, the latest bachelor when Arie was brought in to tutor him on the art of kissing. We all remember Arie, the guy that really *knew* how to kiss.

Arie made Emily's knees tremble so much that she couldn't trust herself to be alone with the guy in the Fantasy Suite. I will admit that he made me feel a bit warm under the collar. The guy knows what he is doing and how to work it.

Sean Sean Sean {sigh}, why didn't you take notes during the Arie lesson? How could you forget all of his pointers so quickly???

 

I remember Sean from last season because of his total lack of kissing skills.

Case in point…this lovely photo…

Why on earth are you going in with your tongue already out? like the Dr. just asked you to say ahhhhhhhhh? Kissing shouldn't be about tongue depressors.  Arie told you not to go in all "tongue-a-waggin'" like a stray dog that just found some lunch.

I can only cringe thinking how uncomfortable it is for the gals when they go in for a kiss and your massive sponge of a tongue is there blocking the entrance to your mouth. 

It is  painful watching that mess. Watching a  mouth-to-mouth tongue block for 3 minutes to break a world record was like having my fingernails ripped out one by one. So –  much –  fun –  that I had to get up and do the dishes. 

Is anyone else skeeved out by Sean's lack of kissing prowess?