No, I'm not referring to myself or my girlfriend Hazel. I'm talking about Fiona…my girlfriend's cray-cray chihuahua.
I know she looks quite friendly here…but believe me, she will suck you in with those big doe-like eyes and then try to take your finger off with her pointy little razor sharp teeth. I keep telling Hazel that she has a personality disorder. Also…she pees like a guy. Fiona…not Hazel. I think Fiona is taking the word bitch too seriously.
I made a card for Hazel's birthday based on the little psycho puppy.
Fiona believes she is the sheriff in town always bossing my pug around like she owns her, so I gave her the dang hat to prove it. I was feeling generous. It was Hazel's birthday.
If you like little vicious cute chihuahuas or know of someone that is obsessed with them like my gal Tamera then you might want to get them this card.
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