No, I'm not referring to myself or my girlfriend Hazel. I'm talking about Fiona…my girlfriend's cray-cray chihuahua.
I know she looks quite friendly here…but believe me, she will suck you in with those big doe-like eyes and then try to take your finger off with her pointy little razor sharp teeth. I keep telling Hazel that she has a personality disorder. Also…she pees like a guy. Fiona…not Hazel. I think Fiona is taking the word bitch too seriously.
I made a card for Hazel's birthday based on the little psycho puppy.
Fiona believes she is the sheriff in town always bossing my pug around like she owns her, so I gave her the dang hat to prove it. I was feeling generous. It was Hazel's birthday.