No, I'm not referring to myself or my girlfriend Hazel. I'm talking about Fiona…my girlfriend's cray-cray chihuahua.
I know she looks quite friendly here…but believe me, she will suck you in with those big doe-like eyes and then try to take your finger off with her pointy little razor sharp teeth. I keep telling Hazel that she has a personality disorder. Also…she pees like a guy. Fiona…not Hazel. I think Fiona is taking the word bitch too seriously.
I made a card for Hazel's birthday based on the little psycho puppy.
Fiona believes she is the sheriff in town always bossing my pug around like she owns her, so I gave her the dang hat to prove it. I was feeling generous. It was Hazel's birthday.
If you like little vicious cute chihuahuas or know of someone that is obsessed with them like my gal Tamera then you might want to get them this card.
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Haha!! What a fun post!! You have a great sense of humour!! Cute dog, you’d never know she has a personality disorder by looking at her adorable eyes!
The card is so sweet!!
Pura vida – enjoy life!!
Thanks for the shout-out!! i TOTALLY get the lil Diva–Fiona has the ‘tude like the dearly departed Kae-Kae.
Gracie pees like a boy, too–she marks stuff like a male dog!!
That card is too cute!!
MARLA ROBINSON says
That little pooch reminds me of my little toy poodle. Everyone thinks she looks so sweet and innocent. Little do they know she has drawn blood on every member of the family, on more than one occasion.
I know…the little devil fools everyone until it’s too late.
Hmmmm maybe peeing like a boy is a Chihuahua thing. Fiona marks everything too.
It’s the little cute ones that you really need to look out for apparently.
Sue @ A Colourful Canvas says
You are an awesome artist Suzanne!!! The dogs you paint have amazing personality!
So, yeah…I hopped over here from the GYPO Link Up, I read this post and thought, “Damn! I have to start following this woman…she cracks me up!” And by following, I mean bloglovin’, not the creepy stalker kind of following! Ha!
Thanks Sue : )
I tried to make Fiona as bitchy as possible LOL
Whew. I have too many creepy stalker kinds of followers already LOL.
Did you know for example that there are forums dedicated to women that wear men’s ties?
I kid you not.
I was featured on one of their boards. I still haven’t figured out if these are fetish boards.
LOL! I don’t know how people get such weird tweaks in their thought processes! Some random guy on Pinterest pinned the pic of me wearing my galaxy print skirt on his board full of pictures of the actual galaxy/universe…puzzling.