This pug is weird!
She doesn't know how to beg properly.
She doesn't smell right and when I went to smell her butt it didn't even smell!
It is like she doesn't exist.
She is very quiet and has a funny leash so my human can carry her around on her shoulder.
I think she must be an alien!
She has a zipper on her back and I think you can look at her insides if you open it.
My human says I'm supposed to thank some "wonderful lady" named Greetje that lives very far away in the land of tulips and windmills because she is the one that sent us the alien pug.
I told my human that I doubted that very much because I'm pretty sure aliens come on space ships. My human is nice but not-so-smart if you know what I mean.
But my human said no treats till I say thank you,
and you know me,
I'll do anything for a treat.
We all have our weaknesses.
Thanks for sending us a weird alien pug Greetje!
Now where is my treat?